Shooting for one hundred

We spend far... far... too much time together. This, I've come to realize.

"He's probably sitting down somewhere." Oct 9 (in response to "Where's Luke?")

"Did... you just kiss your cat? That's disgusting." Oct 9

"Where's your husband?" Oct 9 (to my unmarried aunt)

"What? Don't you have gay people in Rochester?" Oct 10

"Come on, dude! Come to the car wash with me..." Oct 10

"Do you have any chocolate?" & "Can you run to Wegmans and get me chocolate?" Oct 11

"I think you should take it. That way I won't have to find a new place to live." Oct 11

"So... when are we going to have a party?" Oct 11

"I'm leaning toward going home in December." Oct 13 (not funny, just a relief!)